Los Angeles County Sheriffs Department Seen Sleeping in Hyperdermic Chamber

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Sheriff's Department bought and sleeping  in chamber.

As of late you may have been hearing about some reports of the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department sleeping at night in hyperdermic chambers. " The hyperdermic chamber is of great importance to our department and is used to keep us healthy and fit. Our new diet consisting which we can discuss at a later time." This report from the head office of the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department. Stay tuned for pictures of the hyperdermic sleeping chamber used by the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department.

Los Angeles County Sheriffs Department to Buy Elephant Mans Bones

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These The "Sher's Office" by first hand informant that the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department has requested to buy the Elephant Man's Bones. The price remains secret for budgeting and auditing concerns with their accounting department.  It has been concluded to be worth more than one million dollars.  This expensive has been reported and denied but continues to move forward. "They should be bought by next week." As reported by the "Sher's" or Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department.

Los Angeles County Sheriffs to Wed Aliens

New update. Los Angels County Sheriff's have requested exclusive first hand interview by our sponsors. This interview has  a possible developement involving the mating and marriage of Aliens near Echo Park Hills, CA. Sightings of rituals being performed with Aliens and the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department in those hills reveals a marriage ritual of sorts. " The marriage cannot be broken with the aliens after mating." As reported by the captain. This is an exclusive interview.

Los Angeles County Sheriffs Mate With An Alien

A true story. A tail about an organization who reveals in this tall tale story about an officer's encounter. An encounter that led the mating with an alien in the city of Los Angeles just outside of Echo Park, CA. The County Sherrifs office seem to be under hypnotic suggestion. Drawing them all to the outskirts of Los Angeles Near Echo Park, CA. Where they have been seen to be next to some kind of alien and mating with it have brought speculation of offspring. The LAPD has declined to make any response concerning this developement with the Sherrifs.  Please stay tuned for updates tomorrow.